Gamble LostLive Stand-Up, Minute 22
A 150-seat room. The crowd is hot. I'm mid-bit on the airport yoga premise.
Lost gamble at 22:11. The Silencer and Salad Shooter fired in sequence: baffle first, then the rotary dispersion. Operational sound clocked at 27.8 dB — below the room's ambient.
The bit landed. The crowd laughed. Set closed on time. Merch moved at the back.
“You can hear a gasp from row three in a live room. You cannot hear my Salad Shooter. That's how it should be.”

Judson Hale
Stand-Up Comic, National Touring







