Seel-Tite Containment Systems
Salad Shooter Attachment

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Salad Shooter Attachment

The 1988 kitchen classic, reimagined for your worst gamble.

Yes, we named it after the Presto Salad Shooter. Yes, we bought one. Yes, it's on a shelf in the shop. The rotary-dispersion idea was too good to leave in a kitchen drawer, so we stole it, re-engineered it, and built it for the catalog.

Clicks into the G1. Rotary dispersion head turns the aftermath of a lost gamble into a fine, inert mist that settles into a sealed hopper. Swap the hopper in eight seconds. Hoppers sell in six-packs.

$159.00

Features

Engineered For Consequence

  • 360° rotary dispersion head
  • Sealed hopper, 180mL capacity
  • 8-second hopper swap
  • Food-grade stainless internals
  • Hand-washable dispersion head
Specifications▊▊▊
Port
OPX-14 bayonet
Cycle Time
0.9s dispersion
Hopper Capacity
180 mL
Material
304 stainless, food-grade
Weight
240g
Compliance
NSF 51, CE

Demonstration

In Field

Salad Shooter Attachment in field 1
Salad Shooter Attachment in field 2
Salad Shooter Attachment exploded view

From the Field

Deployed Accounts

Live Stand-Up, Minute 22Gamble Lost

Live Stand-Up, Minute 22

A 150-seat room. The crowd is hot. I'm mid-bit on the airport yoga premise.

Lost gamble at 22:11. The Silencer and Salad Shooter fired in sequence: baffle first, then the rotary dispersion. Operational sound clocked at 27.8 dB — below the room's ambient.

The bit landed. The crowd laughed. Set closed on time. Merch moved at the back.

You can hear a gasp from row three in a live room. You cannot hear my Salad Shooter. That's how it should be.
Operational dB: 27.8Room Ambient: 38 dBBit Held: YesGamble Lost: YESDamage Avoided: TOTALEmbarrassment: ZERO
Judson Hale

Judson Hale

Stand-Up Comic, National Touring

Engaged:The Silencer