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Position
The G1 sits flush against the point of departure. Not offset, not rotated — flush. The port (the bright orange one) faces down and slightly back. If you're unsure which side faces out, it's the side with the Seel-Tite stamp.
Core System · Classification
G1 Containment Gasket
The gasket you wear when you want to toot with confidence.
The G1 is the product at the center of the Seel-Tite catalog. You wear it. It seals. You gamble with your farts and — as long as the seal is good — you win every gamble. That's the whole pitch.
Under the hood it's a single-piece medical-grade silicone gasket with a 14mm bayonet output port. Every other product we make clicks into that port. When a gamble goes sideways, the accessory does the work. When a gamble goes fine — which is most of the time — the G1 does the work and you never think about it.
Comfortable all day. Fits under clothing. Machine-washable. Warranty covers the seal for 18 months of daily wear.
$249.00
Features
Engineered For Consequence
- 14mm bayonet output port
- Medical-grade silicone, FDA-cleared for skin contact
- Integrated equalization valve
- 14.7 PSI hold rating
- Cabin-pressure certified
- Machine-washable
Specifications▊▊▊
- Port Spec
- OPX-14 bayonet, 14.00mm ±0.02mm
- Hold Rating
- 14.7 PSI sustained
- Response
- 0.08s to full seal
- Material
- Platinum-cured silicone, 40A durometer
- Weight
- 62g
- Compliance
- MIL-STD-810H §509, FDA 21 CFR 177.2600, FAA AC 120-100
Demonstration
In Field
How To Wear
Toot-Ready In Four Steps.
2
Press
Light pressure around the full circumference for three full seconds. You're activating the platinum-cured silicone's memory profile — no need to mash. If you press so hard that you see stars, back off.
3
Seal Check
If you're running the Telemetry Module, glance at the app — the seal-integrity reading should settle at 14.7 PSI within a couple of seconds. If you're not on Telemetry, do the low-tech version: a gentle clench. If the clench feels "grounded," the seal is there.
4
Test Toot
Send a small warm-up toot before anything consequential. Nothing committed, nothing heroic — just a low-stakes proof of life. If the test toot passes quietly, you're cleared for confidence tooting.
From the Field
Deployed Accounts
Gamble WonDeposition, Hour 4
Defense counsel has been reading back the same paragraph for forty minutes. The court reporter is tired. You're the witness and you need to not flinch.
You felt the first signal at the second coffee. You gambled at 14:48. The G1 caught it at 14.4 PSI and held for over an hour of follow-up questioning.
Eye contact held. Answers clean. Opposing counsel moved on with no idea anything had happened.
“My attorney asked if I was okay on the break. I've never been more okay.”
Seal PSI: 14.4Duration: 1h 22mOutcome: Gamble WonToot Confidence: MODERATEGamble Odds: 5:2Payoff: Transcript Clean
Tamsin Kerrigan
Deposed Witness, 11 yrs in litigation
Gamble WonPTA Board Vote on the Gazebo Resolution
Elementary school auditorium. Folding chair. Forty minutes of debate on whether the gazebo should be Coastal Blue or Eggshell.
Minute 28. The pro-Eggshell faction started reading prepared remarks. Something had to give.
Resolution passed Coastal Blue, 6-4. Not one gavel out of place.
“I held the gavel. I did not leave the room. That's the mandate of a PTA Board Chair.”
Outcome: Gamble WonToot Confidence: HIGHGamble Odds: 2:1Payoff: Coastal Blue Wins
Linda Morrissey
PTA Board Chair