Seel-Tite Containment Systems
The Grinder

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The Grinder

When the gamble goes wrong, the Grinder makes it never happened.

You bet wrong. The G1 sealed it. Now what? For most people, most of the time, the answer is the Grinder. It clicks into the G1's output port and reduces the whole situation to nothing in under two seconds, at a volume below conversation.

Quiet enough for a conference room. Fast enough that nobody notices. Rechargeable. The accessory most of our customers buy on day one with the G1.

$189.00

Features

Engineered For Consequence

  • Titanium-nitride blade assembly
  • 1,800–4,200 RPM variable speed
  • Sub-45dB operation
  • Automatic thermal cutoff
  • 180 cycles per charge
Specifications▊▊▊
Port
OPX-14 bayonet
Cycle Time
1.8s nominal
Sound Level
44.2 dB @ 1m
Battery
Li-ion 3.7V 1200mAh
Weight
210g
Compliance
MIL-STD-461G EMI, CE, FCC Part 15

Demonstration

In Field

The Grinder in field 1
The Grinder in field 2
The Grinder exploded view

From the Field

Deployed Accounts

Q4 Board Readout, Slide 17 of 32Gamble Lost

Q4 Board Readout, Slide 17 of 32

Boardroom. Fourteen directors. The audit chair has just questioned the gross margin.

10:33:41. I bet wrong. The Grinder was already paired — one tenth of a second later it was spinning at 3,600 RPM.

Slide advanced on beat. Answer to audit chair delivered cleanly. Q&A continued through slide 32. The CEO described the presentation as "composed."

They promoted me in the elevator after the meeting. The Grinder does not ask for credit.
Cycle: 1.8sRPM: 3,600Sound: 44.2 dBGamble Lost: YESDamage Avoided: TOTALEmbarrassment: ZERO
Elise Tanaka

Elise Tanaka

Corporate CFO

Engaged:The Grinder