Seel-Tite Containment Systems
The Cryo-Puck

Disposal · Classification

The Cryo-Puck

Flash-freezes the wrong gamble into a tidy puck you deal with later.

The Cryo-Puck is the accessory you want when you can't step away — weddings, ceremonies, transcontinental flights, long-form deposits of any kind. When the gamble loses, the puck freezes everything in 3.2 seconds into a 40mm solid, which sits in a sealed chamber until you're somewhere you'd rather be.

No odor. No residue on your tailoring. Twelve events per charge, which is more than any one person needs on any single day.

$229.00

Features

Engineered For Consequence

  • Peltier flash-freeze (-78°C core)
  • 3.2s full cycle
  • 40mm tidy puck output
  • 12 events per charge
  • Odor-sealed ejection chamber
Specifications▊▊▊
Port
OPX-14 bayonet
Cycle Time
3.2s
Core Temp
-78°C
Puck Diameter
40mm
Events per Charge
12
Weight
340g
Compliance
MIL-STD-810H §502/507, CE, UL 1642

Demonstration

In Field

The Cryo-Puck in field 1
The Cryo-Puck in field 2
The Cryo-Puck exploded view

From the Field

Deployed Accounts

Officiating, Ring ExchangeGamble Lost

Officiating, Ring Exchange

Outdoor ceremony. Two hundred guests. The rings have been produced and you're mid-vow.

You gambled at 15:17:04 and lost. The Cryo-Puck engaged in three tenths of a second and completed its freeze cycle by 15:17:07.5.

Vow finished on beat. Rings exchanged. Kiss delivered. The puck slipped into my pocket after the recessional. The guests saw none of it.

They kissed. Everyone cried. I signed the license with a perfectly steady hand.
Breach Time: 15:17:04Engage: +0.3sCycle: 3.2sGamble Lost: YESDamage Avoided: TOTALEmbarrassment: ZERO
Rev. Thomasina Oakes

Rev. Thomasina Oakes

Wedding Officiant, Ordained 1998

Engaged:The Cryo-Puck