Gamble LostOfficiating, Ring Exchange
Outdoor ceremony. Two hundred guests. The rings have been produced and you're mid-vow.
You gambled at 15:17:04 and lost. The Cryo-Puck engaged in three tenths of a second and completed its freeze cycle by 15:17:07.5.
Vow finished on beat. Rings exchanged. Kiss delivered. The puck slipped into my pocket after the recessional. The guests saw none of it.
“They kissed. Everyone cried. I signed the license with a perfectly steady hand.”

Rev. Thomasina Oakes
Wedding Officiant, Ordained 1998







