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The Incinerator Module

Vaporizes the wrong gamble on-body. No residue, no receipt.

The Incinerator is our most aggressive accessory. A ceramic reaction chamber heats to 860°C in under a second and turns the entire lost gamble into a small amount of filtered vapor that vents through a carbon muffler.

Yes, it's safe. Yes, it's certified. Yes, there's a thermal cutoff. The outer shell never exceeds 38°C. This is not witchcraft — it's ceramic, thermodynamics, and a lot of testing.

$319.00

Features

Engineered For Consequence

860°C ceramic reaction chamber
<1s cycle
HEPA + carbon muffler
28 cycles per charge
Triple-redundant thermal cutoff

Specifications▊▊▊

Port: OPX-14 bayonet
Reaction Temp: 860°C ±20
Cycle Time: 0.9s
Battery: Li-ion 7.4V 2400mAh
Cycles/Charge: 28
Outer Surface Temp: 38°C (operating)
Weight: 460g
Compliance: UL 2054, CE, UN 38.3 (lithium transport)

Demonstration

In Field

Works With

G1 Containment Gasket

From the Field

Deployed Accounts

Gamble Lost

Cockpit Announcement, 37,000 ft

Cruise altitude. Ninety seconds into the welcome-aboard.

The gamble went wrong at 11:42 Zulu. The Incinerator fired its cycle at 11:42:00.6.

Announcement continued through meal service. Seatbelt sign stayed on per regulation. The first officer said the flight deck smelled "faintly of cedar."